Only Talking To My Dog T-Shirt

Marsoni

M251S

$26.95

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Only Talking To My Dog T-ShirtYour dog is your best friend and the only "person" you want to talk to today. Layered up or worn on it's own this shirt is perfect for showing off your sassy side. 100% ring spun cotton Sport Grey is 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton 4. 5 oz yd (153 g m) Pre shrunk Shoulder to shoulder taping Quarter turned to avoid crease down the center Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or

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Kids will love this next book in The Worst series. Awesome, fun, colorful illustrations in this tale with Gilbert the Goblin trying to escape cupids and valentines. Instead of candy for Valentine’s Day give the gift of this book. My students love when Alex Willan has a new book out and are loving this one.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2026

Heidi Grange

West Palm Beach, US

★★★★★ 4

Plenty of fun for Gilbert fans!

Format: Hardcover

As in previous books in the series, Gilbert the Goblin complains about the problems he sees with Valentine's Day, what he calls 'mushy malarkey'. Young readers who don't care for the holiday will find much to relate to in the book. Although, Gilbert's complaints seem a tad trifling. Coconut chocolates are 'Blech'. He seems to have a special issue with the cupid's 'perfect', 'beautiful', and 'luxurious' hair. When Gilbert faces off with a group of cupids, he just barely manages to escape their love arrows, or so he thinks until he backs into a cactus in his own yard and believes he has been pricked by one such love arrow. He then becomes a goblin full of love. He loves his spells, his potions, even himself, but not coconut chocolates. He even welcomes his friends over to celebrate before bidding his pet sock slugs a fond goodnight. Good thing the love spell wears off. This funny book follows the pattern of the previous five books, but the addition of adorable cupids as well as Gilbert's beloved cactuses and pet sock slugs provides plenty of freshness as Gilbert once again (reluctantly) joins in the festivities. Plenty of fun for young fans of the series.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2026

Parent/Teacher

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 5

LOVE this book! ❤️

Format: Hardcover

I am a kindergarten teacher and my students LOVE this series! Valentines are the Worst is a new favorite! The illustrations are amazing as always and the story is funny and sweet, perfect for Valentine's Day!

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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2026